MONSTERS EAT JOE CRAIG


POOR Joe. After bravely compering the most random multi-author event in Britain, as we all fought to stay out of a monster's upper intestinal tract, it was the Jimmy Coates author himself who couldn't escape the mid-afternoon munchies.  
 
How Ali and Andy Briggs, Tommy Donvaband, David Melling and Sam Enthoven cried after Joe was dragged away by the pockets of his designer jeans, doused in Ketchup (low sugar, low salt) and swallowed whole. It was the audience's fault - THEY voted Joe for Lunch.  
 
'If I'm honest, for some time I've thought Joe had it coming,' said Ali, as she wiped away a tear. 'But I must admit I'd quite got to like the chap by the end of the show and was very nearly upset when he was chosen instead of me. Still, he's young and fit and if any of us could make it all the way through the monster bowel and out the other end in one piece, it's got to be Joe. Good luck, Joe. We're all thinking of you (except when we're eating, obviously).  
 
For a harrowing video of Joe getting eaten, go HERE.  
 
 
 

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